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Twitchy, neurotic, caffeine guzzling ADHD patients can play their coffin-sized maps in faster-than-light kill-anything-that-moves DM. I won't judge them for the head hunting, dungeon dwelling rats that they are; they can't help that they are addicted to shitty gameplay.

Tactically brilliant, artfully skillful, multi-talented, selfless and noble elite warriors can play fearlessly on the open fields of battle of sanely paced CTF under the crystal expanse of the vast and distant HR skyboxes.

You almost made it into my signature, if only you had used less than 256 characters for that.