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// A setting needs to be surrounded with " if it contains special



// characters like space, semicolon (seperates commands) or starts



// with 

// (begins a comment for the rest of the line or next

// semicolon).  While just "" means 'no/empty setting'.





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// Everything has some sensible defaults so you do NOT really need to



// change anything.  But here are some settings you SHOULD change to



// make it 'YOUR' server.  IF so remove the // from the line start and



// change them to your liking.



 

sv_public 1    // 0 if the server should not be on the public servers list



//sv_status_privacy 1    // 1 hides IP addresses from "status" replies shown to clients, 0 shows them. Enables players to identify wellknown punks on your server OR is a thread to anonymity.. depending on your point of view :)

 

hostname "[NL]TLP's Xonotic Server - EVERYTHING VOTEABLE (Default Bots = 12) [MAP MIRROR ADDED]"    // this name will appear on the server list (the $g_xonoticversion gets replaced with the current version)

 

sv_motd "If you have black maps, please download Cortez´s mappack from http://omploader.org/vNHp6MA\n Or Google 'Xonotic Map Pack' for it, it's the first link. Thank you and sorry for the inconvenience!\n\n Votable commands:\n Gamemodes: ctf, ca, infection, freezetag, assault, keepaway, nexball, domination, keyhunt, rune, arena, lms, onslaught\n Mutators/Settings: minsta, timelimit, nobots, addbots, infammo, warmup, sv_fbskin_green, sv_fbskin_orange, sv_fbskin_red, sv_fbskin_off, g_nix, low_gravity, def_gravity\n\n Enjoy!"    // this message (unless "") is displayed to players on connect

 

maxplayers 9999    // number of players allowed on the server

 

port 26000    // the port used by the server



//log_file "server.log"    // server console output will also be copied to this file. This: "${serverconfig}.log" uses variable substitution to make the logfile have the same name as your config file with .log appended which is useful if you run several servers



g_start_delay 15    // delay before the game starts to let players join the server first





// List of maps to play on the server.  Set to "" to autodetect (which would enumerate ALL maps.  Maps that don't support the current game mode will be skipped, so you don't need to remove them here.



g_maplist ""

 

g_maplist_shuffle 1    // 0 always selects the next map out of g_maplist (but then better set g_maplist_votable 0 below to prevent repetitive votes), 1 will select random maps each time



g_maplist_mostrecent_count 3    // number of maps that have to be played before a map can be repeated



// LIMITS: how long a match will last before the next map starts (-1 means use the map default, 0 = unlimited, please note that the variables fraglimit/timelimit can NOT be globally used for this but only DURING a match is being played)



//timelimit_override -1    // global timelimit for all maps and gametypes



//fraglimit_override -1    // global frag/point limit for all maps and gametypes



//g_ctf_capture_limit -1    // frag/capture limit for CTF

//capturelimit_override -1    // capture limit for CTF



//g_domination_point_limit -1    // frag/point limit for DOM



//g_runematch_point_limit -1    // frag/point limit for RUNE



//g_keyhunt_point_limit -1    // frag/point limit for KH



//g_lms_lives_override -1    // lives for LMS



//g_nexball_goallimit -1    // goals for NEXBALL





//g_ctf_win_mode 0    // CTF win mode: 0 = caps only, 1 = caps + points as tie breaker, 2 = points only



//g_ctf_ignore_frags 1    // set to 1 to ignore kills except for FC kills



// TEAMS for key hunt (change this to 2, 3, 4 to set a fixed keyhunt style)



//g_keyhunt_teams_override -1    // teams for KH



// GAME MODE: what type of server do you want to host?

// possible values: dm (deathmatch), tdm (team deathmatch), dom (domination), ctf (ctf), rune (runematch), lms (last man standing), arena (arena), kh (keyhunt), as (assault), ons (onslaught), race (race), nexball (nexball)

 

gametype dm

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// Some settings you MIGHT want to change.  Again IF so remove the //

// from the line start and change them to your liking.





//net_address 0.0.0.0    // ONLY change this if you have problems with your server. Specifies the network interface used by the engine.  Set it you one of you internal IPs





//rcon_password ""    // you can use rcon if this password is set.  you need to set the same password in your client if you want to issue rcon commands



//rcon_restricted_password ""    // put here the password for a "restricted" rcon user (see below)





//bot_number 0    // number of bots to add



//skill 1    // the bots skill level

 

minplayers 12    // add bots if less then that number of players playing. MAKE SURE ITS LESS THEN maxplayers or people will get blocked by bots!

 

bot_prefix [CAT]    // prepend this to all botnames



//bot_suffix ""    // append this to all botnames

 

g_maplist_check_waypoints 0    // set this to 1 to skip maps without waypoints if there aren't enough players to play without bots





g_maplist_votable 6    // number of maps to vote between.  set to 0 to disable the map voting screen (please enable g_maplist_shuffle above when this is enabled, or votes will be repetitive)



//g_maplist_votable_suggestions 2    // number of suggestions to accept using the suggestmap command



g_maplist_votable_abstain 1    // when 1, people get a "don't care" selection in the vote screen



g_maplist_votable_nodetail 0    // when 1, people can't see how many voted for what (to thwart abusive "influential" first votes)





//sv_vote_commands "restart fraglimit chmap gotomap nextmap endmatch reducematchtime extendmatchtime allready kick cointoss movetoteam_auto"    // players can vote for those commands or use them if they are masters. You canm also add 'g_grappling_hook' for hook voting, and 'sv_fbskin_green sv_fbskin_red sv_fbskin_orange sv_fbskin_off' for fbskin voting.



//sv_vote_master_commands "movetoteam_red movetoteam_blue movetoteam_yellow movetoteam_pink"    // add commands masters can use if logged in or elected. You may want to put 'kickban' here, so masters can keep out punks. It may be good to also put "sv_status_privacy 0" then...



//rcon_restricted_commands "restart fraglimit chmap gotomap endmatch reducematchtime extendmatchtime allready kick kickban \"sv_cmd bans\" \"sv_cmd unban\" status \"sv_cmd teamstatus\" movetoteam_auto movetoteam_red movetoteam_blue movetoteam_yellow movetoteam_pink"    // commands for the (stronger) rcon restricted





//sv_vote_call 1    // 0 will disable the normal voting



//sv_vote_master 1    // 0 will disable voting to become master, good if you prefer to use the master password instead

 

//sv_vote_master_password ""    // when set, vlogin PWD will allow people to become master to run master commands directly using vdo



//sv_vote_majority_factor 0.5    // 0.666 will require a 2/3 majority instead of a regular 1/2 one



//sv_vote_simple_majority_factor 0    // 0.666 will win votes by a 2/3 majority of the VOTERS (not the players!)

// note: to JUST support simple majorities, set these two factors equal





//sv_maxidle 0    // idle time in seconds after which players will get kicked









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// Some more advanced settings.  You probably are not interested in changing them at all.





//sv_ready_restart 0    // 1 to allow players to restart the map when all of them press the ready button



//sv_autoscreenshot 0    // 1 will force a screenshot for all clients when the map ends.  Useful for competitions or the ladder.



 

//g_antilag 0    // 0 to disable the antilag feature, 1 and 2 use different methods





//sv_maxrate 1000000    // limits client connections to this rate in bytes/seconds



// see Docs/mapdownload.txt for more info



sv_curl_defaulturl http://tlpsxonoticserver.monkeyserve.com/Maps/    //fallback download URL





//sv_defaultcharacter 0    // 1 will force a specific model for all players



//sv_defaultplayermodel models/player/nexus.zym    // this model will be used



//sv_defaultplayerskin 0    // this skin number will be forced for all players



//sv_defaultplayercolors ""    // you can even force player colors here (16*shirt+pants)



//g_fullbrightplayers 0    // 1 to make players fullbright

//g_fullbrightitems 0    // 1 to make items fullbright





g_balance_teams 1    // 0 will show players the team selection menu after joining instead of automaticly putting them on the smaller team

 g_balance_teams_force 1    // 1 to automaticly balance teams even during a game





//g_ban_sync_uri "http://94.23.21.40/~xonotic/bans/" // sync bans using this ban list provider (disabled by default, uncomment this line to enable)



//g_ban_sync_trusted_servers "" // accept bans that were initially set on the server IPs listed here (if not set, your bans are just sent to the sync URIs, but no bans are retrieved from there)







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// "Obvious" mutators that are allowed on a "pure" server

 

//g_minstagib 0    // set to 1 for MinstaGib

g_weapon_stay 0 // set to 1, 2 or 3 for different weapon-stay modes (1 = traditional, 2 = no ammo but allow throwing, 3 = ghost weapon stay)







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// WARNING: anything below this line makes your server "impure"!



// enable some mutators you'd like



//g_cloaked 0    // set to 1 for transparent hard to see players



//g_grappling_hook 0    // set to 1 to enable the hook (allowed on "pure" server in MinstaGib)



//g_jetpack 0    // set to 1 to enable the jetpack (allowed on "pure" server in MinstaGib)



//g_laserguided_missile 0    // set to 1 for laser guided missiles in the RL



//g_midair 0    // set to 1 to make only midair damage count



//g_vampire 0    // set to 1 to give players the damage they cause as health



//sv_gravity 800    // for low gravity, set this somewhere between 50 and 400



// select AT MOST one of these arena mutators (if you didn't select g_minstagib)

 

//g_nix 0    // set to 1 for No Items Xonotic

 

//g_nixnex_with_laser 0    // set to 1 to always give players the laser in NixNex



alias dm    "gametype dm;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings:g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias tdm    "gametype tdm;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings:g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias ctf     "gametype ctf;        g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias ca     "gametype ca;        g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias freezetag    "gametype freezetag;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings:g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias assault     "gametype as;        g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias keepaway     "gametype keepaway;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias nexball     "gametype nexball;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias domination     "gametype dom;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias keyhunt     "gametype kh;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias domination    "gametype dom;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings:g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias rune     "gametype rune;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias arena     "gametype arena;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias lms     "gametype lms;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"

alias onslaught     "gametype onslaught;    g_maxplayers 0;    publicsettings;g_powerup_strength 1;endmatch"



alias dom "domination"

alias kh "keyhunt"

alias ons "onslaught"



addvote dm

addvote tdm

addvote ctf

addvote ca

addvote freezetag

addvote assault

addvote keepaway

addvote nexball

addvote kh

addvote keyhunt

addvote dom

addvote domination

addvote rune

addvote arena

addvote lms

addvote ons

addvote onslaught



alias minsta "toggle g_minstagib;g_weaponarena 0; restart"

alias nobots "minplayers 0; bot_number 0; say To re-enable bots, please vote for 'addbots'"

alias addbots "minplayers 12; say To disable bots, please vote for 'nobots'"

alias infammo "toggle g_use_ammunition; restart"

alias warmup "toggle g_warmup; restart"

alias g_nix "toggle g_nix; restart"

alias low_gravity "sv_gravity 50; say To use normal gravity, please vote for 'def_gravity'"

alias def_gravity "sv_gravity 800; say To use low gravity, please vote for 'low_gravity'"



addvote minsta

addvote timelimit

addvote nobots

addvote infammo

addvote sv_fbskin_green

addvote sv_fbskin_orange

addvote sv_fbskin_red

addvote sv_fbskin_off

addvote warmup

addvote g_nix

addvote addbots

addvote low_gravity

addvote def_gravity