OLD FARTS

ya , clan that started , er , cant remember....

um...

year ago

for all old people , min age set at 25

our oldest is umm 60+

im 33

feel free to join

[3<*]
(our tag)

:^

too much <3

do i know you , you young wippersnapper!
how dare you!
bloddy youth , these days...
now wheres my walking cane....

viagra ftw!


:^

Hahahaha, best clan ever!

BTW: there's also a tag that i proudly carry: {eof} which stands for either European Old Fart or End Of File

May I join, please?

ohhh i dont know....

can u complain at people? , mumble over mumble?
have a years supply of man nappies , within reach of the very desk your sitting in?
do you look at young couples walking in a park and sigh?
does your glass eye fall out when some young noob drives by with that damn wireless doof doof music , hammering the very pacemaker thats keeping u alive??

if this is you!!

damn man , u need help....


and welcome to old farts!

oh and if another old fart clan exists , then maybe we should form a world team.

and wipe the grease off these noob zits , once and for all!!


:^

not that i know of. {eof} is just a tag, no clan behind it

then its settled

um...

what are we talkin about again?

oh yer..

rules!

rule 1, have fun
rule 2, see rule 1

also place the clan tag please [3<*]

:^ (head fart)

In 3 more years I'll be an Old Fart. Yay!

i am an european old fart, say {eof}.
min age is >30, if i recall right, that might be enough to be just plain OLD (dont mention the farts)!

i am really embaresseed that you stole our GPL'ed idea symbol code and partial name, so we will sue you, you illfartic garlic fetishist!

(at least maybe later, next year or life.)

sure , sue me , i got lots of money
aussie old farts have run 4 about 1 year , so far.
but hey if you want a epic grumble match.......

bring it on bitch!

:^

[3<*]
copyright , all farts reserved. 2010
reading this post renders your rights to me , i own you now, as head fart of the old clan , i can do what i want , when i want , press t , to talk :^

maybe.. just a little bit, i wanna be an OLD FART as well.....

LOPHO , YOUR IN MAN!

WHOS NEXT?

OH AND PLACE [3<*] TAG INFRONT OF NAME , POST HASTE!

LETS STRIKE OUR WALKIN CANES OVER THEASE YOUNG NOOBS , BEFORE THEY REALISE OUR WEAKNESS , (OUR MEMORYS)

:^

[3<*]

Hello!

hello!

are you old too?

i am....

i smell too.

oh and im err , i forget.........

my back hurts....

fart

:^

hello ANYONE OUT THERE?
ARE YOU OLDER THAN 25? , WOULD YOU LIKE TO PART OF OUR CLAN?
WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS CLAN , WE ARE JUST OLD AND WANT FUN , AND TO HELP.
SO IF YOUR OLD AND FEEL LONELY THEN JOIN US!
PLACE THE [3<*] TAG ON YOUR NAME AND FEEL PROUD THAT YOUR NOT THE ONLY OLD GUY THAT PLAYS THIS GAME!

WE HAVE NO RULES , WE DONT HAVE TO PLAY EPIC NERD MATCHES
WE JUST HAVE FUN!

AND LAUGH AT THE WIMPY NERDS THAT TAKE GAMING ON THE SAME PAR AS OXYGEN (LOL!)

WE ACCEPT ALL PEOPLE , WE HELP ALL PEOPLE!

JUST DONT F,,KIN LIE ABOUT YA AGE!

(BTW IM 33YRS, OLDEST IS 60 ODD)

TY

GLHV (good luck have viagra)

:^

GEE....

NOT MUCH HAPPENING HERE AT ALL....

ER.



oh......

f,,k me!
i think ll the old dudes have just died!

f,,,,,,,,,,k

rip

oh well....

i shall continue by myself.

:^

well, I think most of old guys dont want to show how old are they... You know, all those young hot chicks think - aaa... Quite a nice guy, but hmmm... er... a bit too old for me...
maybe that is an issue here, the oldies just wanna keep their age in secret... (btw I cannot imagine picking young hot chicks up in such game like nexuiz or, in future, xonotic)
luckily I am still young enough not to think about such problems

but everybody is getting older, clock is ticking, sooner rather than later I will reach this age-limit to join you my friend...

but until then, good luck...

hi ,

so umm , i found new hair , where hair never grew before...
oh and my farting seems to have increased.
im starting to think that maye face cream would be good for my complextion....
i some times stop and look at stuff for hours too....
im having great conversations with my self!
and ive realised that adult nappies can give you rashes...

some times i scream for no reason....

and...

uh...

oh.

ok i forget.

BUT OLD FARTS WILL STILL KIK YA BUTTS!

if...

if we could lift our legs that high...

pain injections FTW!

:^

Will this clan be done playing by 4:30 in the afternoon so I can get the senior discount for dinner?
You still looking for ppl? I've got the min age covered.....twice...

we are always open 4 new members....

like bed sores!

:^

I love this clan but I'am still a kid