Save princess from axe knight

The princess is being held captive by an axe knight and it's up to you to come up with some crazy way of saving her. I'll start with two examples I found.

Let her go!

Ha! Without her, the King will never pay the ransom! You'll have to fight for her!

*Charming Prince cooly and calmly pulls out a .45 Colt and almost everybody lives happily ever after.

I'd just get one of those giant electromagnets they use to pick up cars. I'm sure it would work on a knight as well.

Dammit! I knew I should have saved my game some 4 hours ago.

LAWL that is actually a quite nice one.

hehehe

   
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Mario always makes it look so easy.

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