[Game Release] Welcome to Offendix!

A new game is born - OFFENDIX.

Out of the successful history of the Nexuiz game, a redesign has been performed to accomodate the needs of the mostly male audience of the first person shooter genre. It contains new and unique ways to play the game modes we all know, prettier and more customizable player models, and the best maps ever made for a first person shooter game.



More info and screenshots can be found on http://offendix.fortunecity.com/

Try it, and please review the game here!

"Offendix is a slow poked 3D (with checkerboard graphics acceleration support) hide and seek game project created online by a team of developers called MikeeUSA. It is available for download for Windows and Linux (all the same archive).

The first version was released on April 1st 2010, released entirely free over the net, a first for a project of its kind. Since then it has been downloaded over 1.5 vermillion times, and the game is not being updated and developed any more, currently at version 1.0 and no new releases being developed.

For more screens of the project (no video is provided though, just download the stupid game already) see the media below, and for more questions ask r00t on irc.anynet.org. If you would like to help out the project, and encourage more development, you cannot donate to the team through Paypal with the donation link because this site has no sidebar."

Quite a few redflags there.

Oh i love this parody.. i'll not download it however

ahahahaha!

You can most certainly count on my donation to this new masterpiece.

First I was like =0

then I was like -_-

the end.

http://sadtrombone.com

Typo:

The game already has a large group of fans. Be one of them!

should read:

The game already has a large group of fans. Beware of them!

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Oh I forgot:
Needs more @#!%'n tuba.

Tuba is available on the included "venue" map.

http://www.fulldls.com/torrent-games-2205826.html

I am shocked, offended and even take objection to that!

This is clearly going to get a bigger fanbase than Xonotic. We must eliminate our competition.

Yes. DDOS.

This made me laugh so hard.

nice try mikee

Hahaha, Nex does need more offensive stuff.

The penis-shaped Bleach map doesn't cut it. xD

Sigmund Freud would be proud of you.
...
I don't see it.

Sigmund Freud would be proud of you.
...
I don't see it.

Are you talking to me?

If so, why would Freud be proud of me?

To see Bleach's shape: Spectate, fly through the ceiling, and look down to see the entire map below you. I thought everybody knew about it by now. :o

I took the freedom to upload it on a website where stuff like this really belongs:
http://rapidshare.com/users/TUY2D3/?byfilename=1

I took the freedom to upload it on a website where stuff like this really belongs:
http://rapidshare.com/users/TUY2D3/?byfilename=1

lol, nice job chopping it up.

Haha, RapidShare? SluggishSh*t is a more accurate name.

I find Mikee entertaining, (I've an odd sense of humor, I'll admit), don't be hatin'...

Is there a bug in greatestwall11? It seems the frag limit is set to 1, so the game usually ends after a few seconds, as soon as any bot has her first frag.

Also, what is that strange weapon that is used as a starting weapon sometimes? Behaves similar to crifle, but doesn't have a shooting sound...

First I was like =0

then I was like -_-

the end.

Exactly.

Is there a bug in greatestwall11? It seems the frag limit is set to 1, so the game usually ends after a few seconds, as soon as any bot has her first frag.

Also, what is that strange weapon that is used as a starting weapon sometimes? Behaves similar to crifle, but doesn't have a shooting sound...

Yes, could be. Be fast then!

That strange weapon is the rcalpistol (rifle caliber pistol).

What a laugh!

Be fast then!

Nah, I have to be *slow* now. I reached ICBM14 and have to compensate the 8 FPS I'm getting there.