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[SUGGESTION] New messages when you commit suicide

#26
(06-08-2010, 06:45 PM)AnArKiSt Wrote: Karma caught up with . (Death from damage reflected by shooting your comrades.)

That's a good one.
ECKZBAWKZ HUGE LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS GOES HERE....


Oh wait.
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#27
Suicides:
ragequit.
took the easy way out.
took masochism too far.
clocked out.
forgot to stop at three. [explosive weapons] (Variation: counted to four.)
went, "Ping. Ping. Ping. Urrgh!" [laser]
went too far.

Falls into void:
forgot that last step was a doozy.
jumped.
left the building.
wanted to see the edge of space.

Impact damage:
compacted.
left a mark on the pavement.
down in Aisle Five. Cleanup, aisle Five.
came to a complete stop.
This is my laser, this is my gun,
This is for plinking, this is for FUN!

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BrFJ: rofl
vael: oh, you'll wtf with the... a few more times don't worry

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#28
is now one with the map.
(07-18-2010, 10:59 AM)Flying Steel Wrote: How could anyone with ADHD tell its a high damage weapon if it wasn't a gigantic metal cock fucking the map whenever a player gets within 3 meters of a wall?

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#29
why is this thread about me?
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#30
You seemed like a good model.
(07-18-2010, 10:59 AM)Flying Steel Wrote: How could anyone with ADHD tell its a high damage weapon if it wasn't a gigantic metal cock fucking the map whenever a player gets within 3 meters of a wall?

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#31
(06-13-2010, 06:26 PM)teams Wrote: why is this thread about me?

ur name sounds pretty cool, why not use it.
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#32
sploded.
Master of mysterious geometries

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#33
didn't know how to cope with frustration.
popped.
sprung a leak.
painted the walls with his own blood.
My will be done.
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#34
shit, I don't like all these posts at all.
This is the only one which is good. Actually it is very good, suggested by Lee_Stricklin:

couldn't take it any more *very good one*
just gave up on life
fragged him/her self like a dumb ass. *this one is THE BEST*
is on his/her way to hell, or maybe he/she made it to heaven? DOUBT IT *very good one*
just divided by zero
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#35
(06-14-2010, 12:06 AM)XV22 Wrote: is on his/her way to hell, or maybe he/she made it to heaven? DOUBT IT *very good one*
I think it might be best to leave blatantly religious concepts out of death messages.
This kind of thing is likely to offend someone.
My will be done.
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#36
Agree. Apart from that, it is too long.
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#37
"couldn't take it anymore" is already implemented.
(07-18-2010, 10:59 AM)Flying Steel Wrote: How could anyone with ADHD tell its a high damage weapon if it wasn't a gigantic metal cock fucking the map whenever a player gets within 3 meters of a wall?

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#38
"STOP BEING A MONKEY" Wink
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#39
won the Darwin Award.
My will be done.
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#40
(06-16-2010, 06:15 AM)AnArKiSt Wrote: won the Darwin Award.

BEST SUICIDE MESSAGE EVER
ECKZBAWKZ HUGE LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS GOES HERE....


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#41
Hmm, keep in mind that the con_notify messages will be optional with the panelhud: messages can now be represented by icons. That is completely up to the skin designer to decide, however.

Edit: The panelhud code now also moves the con_notify stuff to clientside code in order for the panelhud code to be able to select whether to print a message or an icon (or both). That means that in theory, it'd be easy to add "custom messages" to clients Tongue (and at least MORE messages, randomly selected)
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#42
Generic:
committed suicide - stupid emo kid
held his gun the wrong way round
didn't get to see the psychiatrist in time
There is fail and then there is
proved Darwin's theory
clearly had a difficult upbringing
might have been having trouble at home
wanted to make a scene
was chemically inbalanced
had a bad mood swing
forgot his medication this morning
no longer has anything to worry about
should spend longer reading the manual

Falling:
took a trip to Beachy Head - (beachy head is a favourite spot for jumpers)
forgot his parachute
fell into obscurity
got personal with the ground
got in touch with the earth gods
Gravity: faught the law. The law one.
proved Newton's theory
is no fallen angel, has just fallen
is all over the papers, and the pavement
wanted to find out what was on the other side of the deathbox

lava/burning:
is having a barbecue - All invited! Bring drinks.
has been roasted
has been overcooked
became hot headed
may be a little too well done for some tastes
may be best served with a green salad and bearnaise sauce
stopped at nothing for the best tan
singed more than just his eyebrows
no longer wants to move to a warmer climate
jumped in Mount Doom after the precious!
smells like barbecue
was cauterised

Exploding:
held the rocket launcher back to front
didn't observe safety warnings for the rocket launcher
doesn't know what STAND WELL CLEAR means
doens't know what SAFE DISTANCE means
lost at rocket launcher roulet
made a right sodding mess
held onto the holy hand grenade of Antioch too long

Drowning:
is no Jacques Cousteau
forgot to come up for air
thought he had gills
lies in Davy Jones' Locker
should stick to the shallow end
should wear arm bands next time
I'm at least a reasonably tolerable person to be around - Narcopic
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#43
Just as a quick note, not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet but...

Remember mappers can always set these manually in any harm/damage triggers in their maps. I know I do! Its a bit of fun anyway hehe.

EDIT: Aw damn didnt see someone already posted a Darwin Award one.
Hey, want to learn to map? You might want to start here and here!
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