Forum Games :D

If some of you would like, we can start a few forum games.
for testing how much of you like it we could start a one-sentence-story

RULES: Post only one sentence, that fits in some way to the story that gets bigger and bigger while you're doing that. Oh and please post all the time, without waiting for someone to respond.

Hopefully some of you will like it

So here's my first sentence:

One day on the Planet Xonotic a solider went out to the endless yellow desert.

Only a question of time that someone is making a Forum Games Thread

BTW: How to format my text ??? <_<


He and his crew members just arrived 3 days ago...

His name is Johnny Hardmember, and he is the captain of the starship Strawberry-Douche in the Inter-Galactic Penis Army, IGPA for short.

Unfortunately he didn`t take any water supplies, what turned his survival on a desert into quite a challenge...

However, he crashed in an arctic desert, with ice everywhere...

little offtopic...

a solider went out to the endless yellow desert.

this desert is yellow, which probably means it is a traditional sandy desert
(or it is an icy desert, but that ice, i mean water, is highly polluted...)

Don't eat the yellow snow

He did eat the yellow snow.

And then many little green flying spaghetti monsters started to built the DANCE.PK3 map.

After some series of serious vomitting and about two hours of sitting and just staring at the horizon, he decided to try some hunting, as he realized that he is more and more hungry.

Then he discovers an ice-beer, but as he approaches the ice-beer he realizes too late how huge it is and it in turn starts to hunt him.